tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4537814374038097147.post8255971844125498852..comments2023-05-29T05:33:38.230-07:00Comments on Emo Blog Of Doom: a listDayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01792544618389217135noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4537814374038097147.post-20741528031272524412011-01-01T15:42:18.811-08:002011-01-01T15:42:18.811-08:00Love this.Love this.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09083941215123554455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4537814374038097147.post-2096996111690327602010-12-28T17:04:11.905-08:002010-12-28T17:04:11.905-08:00Stop being so suspicious so that you suspect peopl...Stop being so suspicious so that you suspect people. Honestly, any list of books I'd make would be very slanted towards philosophy, politics, and stuff like that. I don't read much fiction. Like, I know I did when I was in elementary school, but I stopped around middle school, and when I started again in late high school, I did so just so that way I could understand these philosophical and political issues.<br /><br />That being said, I don't have much for a disturbing joke about kittens. Here's the lyrics for "Cat in the Kettle"<br /><br />Did you ever think when you eat chinese<br />It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?<br />Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain<br />But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein<br />Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork<br />But Garfield's on my fork<br />He's purrin' here on my fork<br /><br />There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon<br />The place that I eat every day at noon<br />They can feed you cat and you'll never know<br />Once they wrap it up in dough boys<br />They fry it real crisp in dough.<br /><br />Chow Lin asked if I wanted more<br />As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store<br />I said 'Not today, I lost my appetite'<br />There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.<br /><br />I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two<br />When I swear I heard it mew boy<br />And that is when I knew<br /><br />There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon<br />I think I gotta stop eating there at noon<br />They say that it's beef or fish or pork<br />But it's purrin there on my fork<br />There's a hairball on my fork <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI___________________________https://www.blogger.com/profile/16484911353167245584noreply@blogger.com